What Happens When U Can’t Spoon Lockdown?
The swear blog is back. I mean, myexpatations. If that [...]
Lockdown — You So Crazy
The lockdown in Spain is a cruel but necessary biatch. [...]
Swearing is Good for You, Dammit!
If you’ve read even one My Expatations blog post, you’ll [...]
The Dirty Expat
I am positively drowning in positivity, and it’s killing me. [...]
Last Christmas
Christmas sans family is the most wonderful time of the [...]
A Lesson on Becoming Resident in Spain
Shit just got real. My writing might come off like [...]
Hooker Hours
Ain’t nobody got time to walk around in high heels [...]
Fear the Sleep Deprived Expat
Say “Hola” to the Valencian Curmudgeon. That’s my new nickname [...]
Keep up the Strut
You’d better work it gurl! That’s what I’m gonna keep [...]
Summer in the Hood (pt2)
My BFF is stupid as the day is long. She [...]